From Crackle: Bitch Be Gone

" qeometrically speakinq ; WELCOME TEW THE DIAMOND ; where yuh qet with us or qet steppd on ; we dont need yuh tew feel us ; we feelinq ourselves ; now im in some what of a histarical (SPELL CHEQ] mood ; but then still kinda bummd ; but not 2much (no pun intended) ; i would tell yuh all whats up with it ; but i feel lyke if yuh read this followinq messaqe yuh will understand whats up with lyfe ; basically this is on a website (we'll just call it myspace) ; but not quite ; i just qot baqk from tha hospital on some real type near fatal shxt ; i loq on tew this 'myspace' because ppl were sendinq me txts lyke oh em qee !! i miss yuh come baqk ; so i did ; then when i qet there ; this doode sends me some out of tha blue asx messaqe &++ tha convo qoes as follows:"

SOME RANDOM ASx NIGGAH SAYS:
Forwarded Message:
dam bitch you fat as hell hoe i beat u can't even get out of the kictchen bitch

MY RESPONSE WAS:
Forwarded Message:
so thats really how yuh feel ?? hahaz ; well qet yo dumb asx off my paqe ; W T F ?? BxTCH ?? AT THAT FAT BxTCH ?? oh wow thats thee best yuh can do ?? qet a fxcken lyfe hoe ! cheq thee pix ; tha weiqht went down bout 50 ; while yo stupid asx talkinq ; but i luhv my haterz ; YO MUTHA FxCKEN ASx IS THE REASON WHY IM FAMOUS !!
" now yes that was the end of our convo ... so far ... but yuh know im still some what puzzld by this ; so here are my final thouqht ; of which i postd in a bulletin on the site ; with all of what yuh have read ; except what was in the biq asx quotations: "

MY FINAL THOUGHTS:
WHAT THEE PHxCK !?!?! I JUST GOT OUT THEE HOSPITAL TEW COM BAQK TEW THIS BULL SHxT ; THIS NIGGAH ON SOME LIL KID SHxT !! FUNNI THING IS .. I D E K THIS MxTHA FxCKA ; JUST POPPD UP OUTTA NOWHERE WITA GOT DAMN MESSAGE ; HAHAHAHAHA ; I TELL YUH BOUT THEM LAME ASx HATERZ !!!!I JUST GOT OUT THEE HOSPITAL ; &++ NIGGAHS ALREADY HATING BC I OVER CAME THAT CANCER SCARE!! THIS IS FUNNI AS PHxCK ; I D E K THIS NIGGAH !! BUT WHEN YUHR SO PHxCKEN BOMB LYKE ME ; YUH GOTA EXPECT IT !!

" so i quess now i feel a little better ; but then at thee same tyme i feel lyke if this niqqa had somethinq tew say ; he shoulda took his asx tew killyaselfblogspot.blogspot.com &++ .... BLOqq ABOUT IT BxTCH !!!! but anyway that is all that needz tew be said ; so this is the everlastinq dynasty known as THE DIAMOND ; circles are infinite but DIAMONDS last forever ; im thee swaqqaholic outtiesz with that 2finquh split ; yeh diqq !! "

WHAT HAPPENS TEW HATERS !!

this is swaqqaholic ; iDo represent THE DIAMOND ; &++ i am pissd !! so anyway ; i just want tew say that riqht about now i am heatd ; just ever so heatd ; why ?? well im qlad yuh askd ; wel really pretty mucc ; i just qot off punishment &++ suspension after qettinq into a fiqht ; with of course a hater ; well really they werent haters ; they were LIFELESS SCUM ; they really dont lyke me ; i really dont care ; &++ it really qot tew them that i didnt care ; but riqht now ; i just want tew let all know ; all 4 femalez were expediciously beat tew oblivion ; i really dont care that they ended up in tha hospital &++ that i barely qot out of a aqqravatd assault charqe ; i just want tew let everybody know that ; hatinq qets yuh nothinq ; dont care what other ppl do ; just do yuh ; leave everbody else alone ; they shouldnt matter ; i just want tew make it clear ; tha ppl yuhr botherinq &++ hatinq on are only qoinq tew take so mucc ; then they are qoinq tew retaliate ; that is not coo at all ; but somebody is qoinq tew qet hurt ; think of CALABINE HIGH SCHOOL ; or VIRGINA TECH ?? we dont want that happeninq aqain ; just leave ppl alone ; now im not pyscho ; i am crazii but not pyscho ; im not qoinq tew shoot everybody up then kill myslf ; im not qoinq tew shoot everybody at all ; or anybody for that matter; but i dont want anybody qettinq hurt worse ; i know what i did but i didnt qet physical first ; anyway i am swaqqaholic siqninq out with that 2finquh split ; circles may be infinite but DIAMONDS are forever ; yeh diqq !!

NEW HATING TOPIC THIS MONTH

it is thee swaqqaholic ; from tha hard hittinq dynasty known as THE DIAMOND ; qet with us or qet steppd on ; &++ all that jazz ; since i dont have mucc of a tyme tew do this ; while its on my mind ; before i forqet ; i just want tew start a new topic this month ; it is FEBRUARY ; the month of luhv ; the tyme when most hatinq asx niqqahs surface ; why ?? well im qlad yuh askd ; because they aint qot nobody ; aint qone qet nobody ; &++ dont nobody want them ; so it massacres them insyde ; because everybody (as thouqh it seems) has a boo except them ; im not mad at yuh for beinq upset ; but i am disappointd that yuh choose tew hate ; instead of betterinq yoself ; ONCE AGAIN ARTICLE 1 OF THEE FIRST CHAPTER OF SWIGGITY SWAGGIN 101 CLEARLY STATES : I shall not hate upon the swaqq of another ; article 2 states : I shall not qet mad &++ hate because somebody else qot somethinq i aint qot !! ; BUT ANYWAY !!! baqk tew my topic ; the hatinq topic this month is ; MY FUNNY VALENTINE !! write how yuh feel about those ppl who rub their relationships in yuhr face ; dont qet upset just BLOG ABOUT BxTCH !! hahaz ; tell us how yuh feel about tha hype of valentines day ; &++ cupid lil asx ; &++ all that other luhv jibberish mumbo jumbo ; until nxt tyme ; this is swaqqaholic siqninq out ; iRep THE DIAMOND ; where yuh qet with us or qet steppd on ; circles are infinite ; but DIAMONDS are forever boo !! swaqqaholic outtiesz with that 2finquh split ; yeh diqq !!